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Your reality check just bounced.
Help stamp out, eliminate, and abolish redundancy!
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Radioactive halibut will make fission chips.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, supervise!
Are Casey and Kildare a "paradox"?
NO! I do NOT use taglines.
I didn't shoot J.R.
186,000/mps. It's not just a good idea. It's the law.
Doctor Who for president
If this was funny it would be a tagline.
Hi! I'm a tagline virus! Join in and steal me!
To err is Human. To blame someone else is politics.
A penny saved is a Congressional oversight.
If you can't be good, be careful
THE ROAD TO SUCCESS IS ALWAYS UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
Backup not found: (a)bort (r)etry (s)it shiva
Communism is like a mouth on a lollipop
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Let's Go Mets!
"Who is #1?" "You are, #6."
Objects in taglines are closer than they appear.
Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a tagline.
"Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?"
Dime: a dollar with all the taxes taken out.
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
Go Browns! And take the Indians with you.
Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN!
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
Your Zip file is open.
Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue ...
Don't let school interfere with your education.
On a clear disk you can seek forever
I am sweet and lovable at all times.
τhï ï ¥öÜΓ möδεM Θ∩ δΓÜgs
Coming Soon!! Mouse Support for Edlin!!
SYNTAX? Why not--they tax everything else!
Will the real Neil Parks please log on?
If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny.
I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now!
Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.
Drive A: not responding...Formatting C: instead
Paul Harvey fans always have a good day
"Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
I'm easy to please as long as I get my way.
Assumption is the mother of all screwups
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife.
Rush Limbaugh for president!
To err is human. To really screw up it takes a computer!
Do not remove this tagline under penalty of the law
Prosecutors will be violated
If you can't make it good, make it big.
Tagline stealing is the sincerest form of flattery.
Old MacDonald had a computer, with EIA I/O...
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right, But Three Lefts Do.
This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader
I know a good tag line when I steal one.
From the Department of Redundancy Dept.
Resistance Is Useless! (If < 1 ohm)
Go Indians! And take the Browns with you.
The Magic of Windows: Turns a 486 back into a PC/XT.
To every rule there is an exception, and vice versa.
Floggings will continue until morale improves!
"Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition."
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
--T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E--
Turn your 486 into an XT--just add Windows!
Originality is the art of concealing your sources.
Pascal: What's it Wirth?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Where there's a will, there's a probate
Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.
Is there a BBS-aholics Anonymous?
This is abuse. Arguments are down the hall.
Drive A: not responding...Formatting C: instead
What's GNU with you?
I'm an incorrigible punster--so don't incorrige me!
Delivered by Electronic Sled-Dogs.....Woof!
Two wrongs don't make a right. Try three.
Junk--stuff we throw away. Stuff--junk we keep.
I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.
This is your sysop. ┬╟┤ï$ ¡s á µsÉΓ φñ dΓµg$.
I'm the person your mother warned you about
You are the IRS--you have the power to terrorize!
Pan the Avenger is back!
You are the Senate. You have the power to filibuster.
Never assume. It makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me".